AMERICA
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We pledge to actively make the country worse to inevitably destroy the United states. We are evil and hate you and your grandma.





Our Platform

🐸 Frogs

We must put chemicals in the water in order to turn the Frogs Gay

📜 Constitution

We need to repeal the constitution yestermorrow

💰 Economy

1. 110% income tax on all poor people
2. Give the profits to the Rich after we stuff our pockets

🤯 Nuclear policy

Give away our nukes to all coughing babies... and repeal the constitution

Drug Policy

make every drug illegal with punishment of evisceration for consumption or ownership (even prescription) except for fentanyl which will be sold at preschools.

📈 Accountability

The fuck is that?

Party Motto

"Fuck You."